Adrienne (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} ae_zed) wrote,@ 2009-01-05 23:25:00 |
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Remember those stupid yogurt commericals with the two women comparing what the yogurt is as good as?
We've come up with some more commercials.
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (11:13:38 PM) : killing the man who you thought was about to betray your secret about being the ringleader of a major blackmailing plot, but really just being paranoid and killing a kind decent, rather chubby man
We've come up with some more commercials.
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (10:58:24 PM) : well, if it's oprah honor, it must be a lot of honor
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (10:58:37 PM) : like, free pizza honor
jazzy batgirl (10:58:59 PM) : sounds like those crappy yogart commericals
jazzy batgirl (10:59:03 PM) : remember those?
jazzy batgirl (10:59:16 PM) : this is bubble bath good
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (10:59:21 PM) : ugh
jazzy batgirl (10:59:22 PM) : this is taking off the shoes good
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (10:59:28 PM) : huggin the cuuuurves good
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (11:00:03 PM) : so lame
jazzy batgirl (11:00:06 PM) : smoking crack good
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (11:00:28 PM) : heroin good
jazzy batgirl (11:01:12 PM) : killing the first born of your mortal enemy good
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (11:01:51 PM) : poisoning your husband for the insurance good
jazzy batgirl (11:02:53 PM) : walking into a room to find chris hanson good
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (11:03:17 PM) : (snort)
jazzy batgirl (11:04:05 PM) : 
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (11:04:17 PM) : taking a bath with your boss good
jazzy batgirl (11:04:36 PM) : lol
jazzy batgirl (11:04:39 PM) : ok
jazzy batgirl (11:04:53 PM) : patrolling the streets in your white, windowless van good
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (11:05:48 PM) : tapping your trusting neighbor's phone and setting up video camera's in her smoke detectors good
jazzy batgirl (11:07:40 PM) : killing your friend and hiding his body in a box and then throwing a party while serving food on that box good.
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (11:07:55 PM) : (daaaamn)
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (11:09:01 PM) : drugging the guy who swindled you out of your money then putting his head in a tv and filling it with wine, then watching the video of it with your girlfriend who helped you fake your own death good
jazzy batgirl (11:11:04 PM) : oh man
jazzy batgirl (11:11:15 PM) : ok
jazzy batgirl (11:11:56 PM) : killing your rich husband so you can continue to sleep with your brother good
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (11:13:48 PM) : good
jazzy batgirl (11:15:51 PM) : killing the woman who wants to leave your company by breaking her neck, then putting her in a garment bag in the wall good
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (11:18:00 PM) : setting up an elaborate ritual punishment killing of the man who squealed on you and your friends when you all robbed a bank that one time, then hanging him from the ceiling and watching him die while smoking a nice ciggarette good
jazzy batgirl (11:19:02 PM) : killing the bad guy by burying him up to his neck in quicksand, then just as he gets his footing, have the tide come in good
pyke6@umail.ucsb.edu (11:23:04 PM) : handcuffing the man who raped and disfigured your wife, and killed your infant child, to a car and before lighting a gas tank on fire, providing him with a dull hacksaw and the choice to try cutting through the handcuff, or cutting through his wrist, then walk away while he tries to cut through the handcuff and being blown away by the explosion good
jazzy batgirl (11:23:37 PM) : i bow to the master
